Behold: the meals that I am eating today were prepared in this very room.
Upon further discussion of Seattle Sutton‘s name, a friend agrees that while “Seattle Sutton” would be a very suitable porn star name, he feels that it would be an even better name for a Penthouse columnist.
As in: “Dear Seattle Sutton, I never thought I’d be writing you but the most incredible thing happened to me last week. I was at home relaxing in my hot tub when the doorbell rang…”
You mean you can’t imagine an alternate reality where Seattle Sutton does this for a living? No?
I did it. i tried seattle sutton meals for 1-1/2 weeks, the longest year of my life. i was not amused. one week into the program and i sent an e-mail to there illinois contact. i told the woman what exactly what i thought of the meals. (no swear words were used) she answered by telling me (1) do not write again (2) the food is what i should be eating. i wrote back and asked her to explain WHY i “should be eating” moldy grapes, wilted brown lettuce, unripe fruit and bread so dry it choked me. she did not bother to reply. and i didn’t even ask about all the food that just tasted…nasty.