Chat transcript from yesterday

Ericka: what are you going to smack on next for your Jemima J thing
Wendy: I don’t know
Ericka: please please let it be about the part where her FRIENDS put her head on a THIN PERSON’S BODY in photoshop
Wendy: oh yeah! so that she’s riding a bicycle!
Ericka: and it’s a total miracle!
Ericka: since she’s always been WAY TOO FAT to ride a bike!
Ericka: because there’s no place to STASH FOOD on a bicycle!!!
Wendy: I know!
Ericka: I love how they photoshop this FAKE PICTURE of her and she’s NOT TOTALLY OFFENDED
Wendy: I know! Or creeped out.
Ericka: I would kick someone’s ass if they did that
Ericka: if they were like, “look! we made this fake picture of you! where you’re not hideous!!!”
Ericka: “aren’t you HAPPY?!”
Wendy: do you not like this book either?
Ericka: God!