My friend Michael has some haikus his cat wrote up on his blog. Be sure and follow the picture links! No, I have no idea how he found those. I could stare at them all day. Also these cat pictures.

I sure hope this link works for you. Somehow I managed to get some of the pages at Candyboots translated into German and then back again from German into English. You know you want some Rosy Verkollkommnungssalat.